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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:01:58 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Onion ring beats Harper on Facebook]]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ Prime Minister Stephen Harper has new competition in the form of an onion ring ­and the onion ring is so far the hands-down winner.  ]]></description>
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			Prime Minister Stephen Harper has new competition in the form of an onion ring &shy;and the onion ring is so far the hands-down winner.			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:10:08 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Thief robs arcade with cup of coffee]]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ A thief in the German town of Hamelin robbed an amusement arcade by threatening the attendant with a cup of coffee, authorities said on Tuesday.  ]]></description>
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			A thief in the German town of Hamelin robbed an amusement arcade by threatening the attendant with a cup of coffee, authorities said on Tuesday.			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:47:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Man tried to buy crack with credit card]]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card  ]]></description>
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			Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:31:01 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cows now outnumber humans in New Zealand]]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ New Zealanders who for decades have endured jokes about being outnumbered 20-to-1 by sheep have a new farm animal majority to worry about: cows.  ]]></description>
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			New Zealanders who for decades have endured jokes about being outnumbered 20-to-1 by sheep have a new farm animal majority to worry about: cows.			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:31:42 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Strip club hosts 'Lap dances for Haiti']]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ A strip club in Ohio has raised $1,000 for Haitian earthquake relief during what was billed as "Lap dances for Haiti."  ]]></description>
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			A strip club in Ohio has raised $1,000 for Haitian earthquake relief during what was billed as &quot;Lap dances for Haiti.&quot;			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:41:34 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shoplifting suspect flees into police station]]></title>		
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			<description><![CDATA[ Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn't have the best escape route planned.  ]]></description>
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			Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn't have the best escape route planned.			</p> ]]>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:19:31 -0500</pubDate>
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